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| susan | [no subject] | Fri 30th Nov 2001, 19:33 link |
| Hello one and all. I guess its about time I wrote a diary entry. What am I doing?
Well, I'm busy at work, trying to work out how things will work, and if indeed
they will work in a nice way at all. I also just got back from enschede in the
netherlands (it was nice to get away, but UK public transport SUCKS).
It has also transpired that the evil sandwich lady has stopped frequenting my work place, which means more walking around for me, generally. Walking is usually a bad thing(tm). Uh, can't think of much more really. Bye. | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Tue 9th Oct 2001, 09:04 link |
| Dear diary, how are you? I am fine. I bear bad news, the good looking mirfieldian has dissapeared in to the night. One day she was no more. No more waiting at my bus stop looking sexy, no more bending over to pick things up, no more licking a big red lollipop in a suggestive manner. Damn my life. | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Fri 28th Sep 2001, 14:40 link |
| ptffffhhhrmph | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Fri 24th Aug 2001, 11:52 link |
| Phwoaar. It has recently come to my attention that a good looking woman lives in mirfield! No, not a butch dyke at all! (although she could still be a lesbian) At first I thought she must have been a tourist, but she has been at my bus stop every morning for the past three days. She MUST live here! Unfortunately she doesn't get on my bus, she gets on the bus to Leeds. Damn. | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Thu 16th Aug 2001, 09:35 link |
| SCARAMANGA FOUND DEAD Geek-ware author scaramanga, known by many simply as "The King" was today found face down on his keyboard, choked on his own haribo. It is alledged that he spent his final hours partying in a glucose-fuelled birthday celebration at Spork and JudgeRuffnecks place. The partying geek-ware gang all spent much of the night avoiding death from other places such as the BBQ inferno, redneck children armed with water-weaponry, hyperglycemic shock induced by jellly and icecream and more frighteningly, russian jewish zomies, and lesbian biker gangs. A head scientician at haribo, Schmidt Von Tangfanstic today issued a statement denying haribo were adictive or dangerous. | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Wed 15th Aug 2001, 11:40 link |
| Me and Albanian guy exchanged grunts this morning at the bus stop. Its OK though, im pretty sure hes not gay, I once saw his wife, unless she was his sister. | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Fri 10th Aug 2001, 10:02 link |
| Albanian guy On my bus ev'ry morning Sandals and tracksuit | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Thu 2nd Aug 2001, 16:30 link |
| Oh, having a job sucks when I miss all the best TV programs
cos I'm never home in time.
oh neighbours neighbours
Good old Heartbreak High | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Fri 27th Jul 2001, 15:02 link |
| Saw the shittest film ever when i was in Vegas. AI by steven bloody spielberg, what a pile of steaming sentimental gush - it made absolutely no sence what so ever. Feel free to go and watch it and try and explain what the fuck was going on to me. We got up and left about 10 minutes after the voice of the mysterons had explained the plot so far (not very well). The only good thing about it was that there were some tron bikes in it. Im not sure im expressing myself here, but i mean WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT IN GODS NAME WAS IT ALL ABOUT?? Jebus! What fucking cosmic relevance does a day have? bugger all! why can people only be brought back to life for a day? Absolute trash. | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Fri 27th Jul 2001, 11:52 link |
| Big Brother never really happened. It was all just hyper-reality TV. | ||
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