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susan	[no subject]	Thu 28th Dec 2000, 13:58 link
I've just been watching sabrina the teenage witch, I never noticed it before, but that show is so blatently lesbian. Sabrina, who lives with here two "aunts", who you never see near a man. Sabrina is obviously having difficulties coming to terms with her sexuality, by pretending to fancy some gay looking american bum. She dresses up like a girl years younger than she is, probably in the hope of attracting some big butch female. I knew it, lesbians are everywhere! they have even infiltrated nikelodeon!! P.S. There were also two lesbians in the love apple, the other night, pretending not to be lesbians, hah, i saw right through thier pathetic charade (and thier dresses).
susan	[no subject]	Mon 25th Dec 2000, 09:18 link
Christmas is here, argh Alcohol poisoning, eek Chocolates, ugh
susan	[no subject]	Sun 24th Dec 2000, 13:25 link
Went out last night and got right royally drunk, it was great, I could almost feel my brain screaming for help, saturated in toxic alcohol. I have a vahue memory of someone mentioning points of view (bbc1 militant viewers soapbox type program) and then for the rest of the night me and bAckline were doing Anne Robinson as a corpse impressions, heh. Heh, institutionalised suicide is so cool, now that it is acceptable, everyone rushing around spending lots of money in order to quicken the onset of death. Alcohol, tobacco, the 600% increase in cannabis use in this country over the last 10 years, microwave ovens, mobile phones, stressful jobs, fast cars upholstered in flammable toxic smoke emmiting synthetic fabric, that you fill up with carcinogenic fuel on a daily basis, sweetners in diet drinks that attack the nervous system, brain parasite riddled mcFood, sweaters that have been tested on animals, heavy metal based alkaline cosmetics that haven't, televisions, computer monitors, 50Hz ~240V AC, safari holidays hunting big scary (and angry) animals, unprotected sex with dribbling moron bimbos round the back of $NIGHT_CLUB, getting cancer of her hair bleached with the same pesticides used to prepare your healthy vegetarian salad dish, that you payed double for. Funny, isn't it
susan	[no subject]	Fri 22nd Dec 2000, 11:33 link
Bloody annoys me when people hark on about how red thier renaults are ALL DAY LONG, then when I quietly mention I cleaned my VW, they call me a fanatic. Then go on to say how all people with blue cars must be backwards and behind the times, and that 90% of people choose red cars, why isn't my car red? And then when I explain, quite calmly, that a blue car is as good as a red car, infact, probably more so, because it runs more efficiently, cost effectivly, and reliably, and looks better. Im the bad guy, and people pick this fight with me all the time. Then whats worse is when they send me fucking red car parts, which are proprietary, and expect me to spend money on special tools to itegrate my red car parts with my blue car parts. And the red car parts arent even as reliable! and I dont want to use them. And they say, why dont you just drive a red car? And I say, all your red cars are stolen, I dont want to steal a red car, cos I would have to upgrade my road to drive it on, and it still wouldnt do what my blue car does. So i put up with this affrontery, fine. Then I have to put up with being told im a fanatic, even a fanatic who payed nothing for his blue car, compared to so called non-fanatics paying loads of money for (or stealing) red cars. Then on top of that I'm gauded in to saying red cars are best because, er well, everyone elses car is red. Even with this in mind, I then have to put up with being sent red car parts, that dont work in my blue car (well they do work, aslong is it isnt from a RedCar 2000, or as long as i dont have to display a redcar table, etc...) Then everyone forgets about green and yellow cars, green and yellow cars are damn good too! What if you have a green, a red, a blue, and a yellow car. Well they will all work on the same road, except the red car, but everyone sees this as a shortcoming of all the other cars, not the red car. All the other cars have to be fitted with special wheels, so they can all work together. I must only be driving the blue car because I am a rebel, that must be the only possible cause. Why else would someone be so deviant from society? Im just an attention seeker. Well, I will stop seeking attention the day red car users stop fucking harking on about how good and acceptable red cars are. And how backwards and deviant blue car drivers are. And how they cant find the gearstick in a blue car even tho it has a fucking neon flashing RED light saying GEARSTICK! And how even talk of blue cars, no matter how little or much it relates to red cars is somehow abhorrant. Well, at least you can play more games on a red car.
susan	[no subject]	Mon 18th Dec 2000, 18:19 link
Woke up too early Had to wear a bastard suit Wish I wore a skirt
susan	[no subject]	Mon 18th Dec 2000, 18:17 link
Haikus have no point The word baguette was to long For my last haiku
susan	[no subject]	Mon 18th Dec 2000, 18:23 link
Rule has a cool job He makes brown sauce and ketchup Brown sauce is spicy
susan	[no subject]	Mon 18th Dec 2000, 18:14 link
Drove ten metres for lunch Ate misc. animals in baps Opec overjoyed
susan	[no subject]	Mon 18th Dec 2000, 18:09 link
Fear my big sideburns They could be consisdered kitsch Like serial networks
susan	[no subject]	Mon 18th Dec 2000, 18:05 link
In the seventies Brown computers were quite new Like raliegh choppers

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