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| susan | [no subject] | Sun 17th Dec 2000, 12:58 link |
| Its haiku catchup time Oh my, McDonalds I drank the coffee, mistake Renal failure, argh And one more Style, and no content Curse of my generation Burn them all, bastards | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Wed 13th Dec 2000, 14:58 link |
| just woken up backline, bAckline, where are you possibly shopping | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Tue 12th Dec 2000, 23:17 link |
| Santa and his sack jolly paedeo thinly masked ho ho ho ho ho | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Tue 12th Dec 2000, 23:21 link |
| tinsel, red and blue strangles wenches in the woods hide their bodies quick I love tinsel, though I haven't ever strangled anyone with it, sadly. | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Tue 12th Dec 2000, 16:54 link |
| The stealer of verse My piquant epigram rhyme Stolen by backline! | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Tue 12th Dec 2000, 15:44 link |
| Santa and his elves bAckline and his little elf bAckline needs a beard OK, thinly related to christmas, but imagining bAckline with a big red suit and with a pot belly and a big beard, and a, er, bulging sack, makes me giggle. | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Mon 11th Dec 2000, 15:19 link |
| Tinsel and glitter Creates work for idle hands Santa controls you | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Mon 11th Dec 2000, 15:10 link |
| Welcome to my christmas haiku collection. Chistmas comes again Venemous Hatred of gifts Marketing owns you | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Wed 6th Dec 2000, 18:15 link |
| Im racing greg to do a new log entry, hes's such a lesbian. Gah, my harddisk exploded today. Gah! martins a tosser, i hate him | ||
| susan | [no subject] | Sat 2nd Dec 2000, 11:57 link |
| I am here, again, on this earth, for anbother day, this begs the question why? I don't know, and I dont think I really care. Bloody philosophy, its
all bullshit. Why are philosophers put on earth? To make catchy little quotes, that advertising and marketing weenies can steal a millenia after their death, bastardise, and cheapen in order to get you buying more ActiveCrap(tm) ShitProducts(r). I got some extra strong lemsip a few days ago, a thosuand miligrams of paracetamol in these little mofos, infact, it says "mofo strong" on the box. They taste really crappy though, more like pip than lemon. So I just squeeze a little fresh lemon in to each cup. Boost my vitamin C intake. Heh, listen to me, all concerned with my health, would be the first time. Fit people and athletes piss me off, they think they are pushing there body to extremes, when infact they are just posers. I'd like to see any one of them drink a bottle of Jack Daniels, half a bottle of rum, smoke some weed, take some ketamine, get in a fight, walk ten miles and fall over in a gutter to sleep the night in the cold and wet. Then do a days work the next morning. Bunch of posers, swanning around with their blister pack mustles and testicles shrink wrapped in lycra. I bet they all die early. | ||
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