Happy birthday buddy and enjoy that birthday jizz.

Liked colleague passed on a bit of gossip today - MLC has applied for a job in another department. Now if only she had done this a few weeks ago. I, on the other hand, have got an interview for one of the jobs I applied for - next Monday - but I didn't realise how short the contract is so mmmmm, mmmm. Thinking about it. Reference-writing liked colleague is convinced that I will get both of the jobs that I have applied for but we shall see.

Need a better paid job though - or just some way of earning extra cash. V broke at the moment but don't really know why - bank account is running on vapors, that is the bank account that isn't already over the overdraft limit by loads. mmmm. mmmm. Feel should make a comment about boobs but shalln't.

Slow day in Spork-ville too. Up until about 3 o clock, it was building up to this meeting thing I had organised. The guy chairing the meeting, one of the liked colleagues, had asked me to play an active part in the meeting itself but after I set everything up, I felt that I would be Judy to his Richard on "This Meeting" and I don't fancy getting my boobs out at a national awards ceremony just yet (apologies for non-Brits for this reference). Feel bizarrely deflated (emotionally not boob wise) as a result of my non-attendance at something I planned but I get that a lot working here. Everyone else, bar me and MLC are in a departmental meeting at the mo - a departmental meeting without two key members of the department - and they wonder why I feel excluded?

Supposed to be going bowling tonight with some people from work (kinda) but don't know if I can be bothered (see? I told you, I've reached the block). I think I don't want to go because I am sure that the only thing we will have in common is the department and I don't want to have to talk about work in the evening - aside from the usual summary of day/bitchfest. Will have to think about it.

Bit bored funnily enough. Think I want a job with a bit more stimulation - washing-machine-spin-cycle tester? I don't think it pays too well but I hear the other perks are fantastic...

1) Second day in a row that I have done three entries on this thing which suggests that I do more of this sort of thing that actual work. But I think it is a scale thing - I do this sort of thing all day but still manage to do precisely 5.62 times as much work as MLC.

2) LittleElf mentioned Christmas and Christmas presents. Haven't thought one little iota about Christmas this year, about what I want or what I can get people. Think parents-in-law-if-I-married-my-fancy-man want us to go round to theirs for Christmas day which will be cool, free food and that but think my mum and dad would get a bit p.o'd because we lived near them last year but didn't go to theirs. Probably just have a quiet one chez spork with all the cats and about four tons of food á la last year.

3) re: presents. God knows what I want this year, perhaps that digital camera off my mum and dad but it is a bit of a lame pressie since they were going to get me a modem for my birthday last July (but we beat them to it) and I got a scanner last Christmas (and two of the cats the birthday before that) - wish I could be more imaginative and think of non-computer related stuff (apart from bigger boobs). Don't know what to get my beloved boyfriend as he is tricky to buy for, at least when I want to get him more than a packet of cigarettes and a Cadbury's Caramel. Could get him bigger boobs... or maybe not.

Wonder if lack of stimulation is what makes me write these things so much. On that note, the other job that I applied for the week before last phoned up this morning about a reference - getting liked colleague to do it again. Felt a bit of a duhhh on the phone though because usually get phoned by that department for other stuff so I thought it was about that other stuff until I twigged and became vaguely more articulate. There may be hope yet.

Finally got the first page of my new site up and running but it is not as good I hoped it was going to be so I might play with it some more later. Or I might actually do some work; who can tell where this day is going to go?

Still will have to find some pictures for this thing because at the moment it is a big pile of dull in dullville. Dear Santa, for Christmas I would like a digital camera, pictures for my Geekware diary and bigger boobs. No, wait, not bigger boobs.