Oh where oh where has my Little Elf gone. She does this time to time, cancels and seemingly disappears with little more than a short icq or sms, leaving me up to my knees in pools of confusion. I've made a little list of things I need to talk to her about when I find her next, it'll most likely just all me a big case of mis-understanding-ness, so I shouldn't worry.

Live webcam! Just hacked this together and got a temporary webcam, feel free to reload and see me, scara and Martin in action :) I bigger more permanent one coming soon

Spork has a child problem, I'm a little uneasy around kids too, but only cos I'm scared I'll break them and get in trouble with their parents.

A guy has discovered what he called "The OMEGA number". Sounds like a super-low budget 60s sci-fi adventure about an astronaught who never leaves this one room for the duration of the film, and does a lot of counting and looking scared.

Anyway, he's discovered this number, that is uncalculable, and is basically random, with proves mathematics to not be so pure and perfect as was first thought. Good. Trumpt up mathematicians making out their science is better than everyone elses science. Theirs is just as messy as all the others now, ha!

Its pretty quiet around these parts, We'll be spicing things up soon, mark my words, we have some nutty ideas :)

Hey look, I'm on the internet, isn't it colourful.

Been away doing real life work/social things. MUCH more work than social btw, geek-ware has had the pause button firmly pressed in that time, I've got a LydiaBushGrrl article STILL to submit, but with no home computer and no internet at work yet, its difficult. I got this laptop into a state to get me on the web and get some of my email.

We get inet access at work on Thursday, and thing should have settled down a little by next week so I'll get stuck in with some new articles, and update things a little. Oh, and maybe I'll have something amusing to say in my diary next time too.

Arrrgh, my gf just asked me to join her in going to see an incredibly dull sounding 13th century play called Chaucer. The last time I saw an actual theatry show type thing was shortly before I got old enough to say "no" to my mom.

I felt so bad too, the way the message was worded kind of "I'd like if you went to the theatre with me", which sounds to me "I'd really like you to come and I'll be so happy if you do, please don't say no, please don't ask if there are any explosions or lesbians in it".

After I discovered there WERE no explosions OR lesbians in it, I felt even less inclined, and I would have had to drive to, uhrm, Rotheram and I hate driving so, and I have a headache, and I didn't want to go ice skating with her either so its even worse. I hope she doesn't hate me :(

Oh and I've spent about 3 hours in a car with Scaramanga and a primary school supply teacher today. She didn't have the slightest clue what either of us were saying a large majority of the time, and got all peeved when I told her the wrong turning, and then annoyed me by being peeved, so I got peeved, then we saw Eric Clapton which was cool, and I secretly videoed some of it, which was exciting. Nothing exploded and I'm pretty sure Mr. Clapton isn't a Lesbian. Gnite

Aww HELL we just went for a curry at Mumtaz and I have the WORST hellishly bad smelling and violent wind in the history of flactulence itself, and I'm seeing my girlfriend in 30mins. I do hope she doesn't die in asphixious convulsions, mustard gas stylee.

Note to self: Take a good, long, hard look at Sporks breasts next time you get a chance, and maybe take some photos.

Another note to self: ask Spork if she would like to star alongside LydiaBushGrrl in "GEEKFUCK: This time its sensual".

Yet Another Note to self: If Spork agrees to the role, book a private breast jiggling session to make sure she is right for the part.

Another note to self: Send girlfriend flowers.

Even MORE gadgets to play with now, a lovely JVC DV Camcorder with FireWire output, I've got it capturing fine in linux but not playing back too well yet. As soon as I do I'll most likely make a geek-ware porn video or something, I've been meaning to put this Teflon Tentacle suit to some use, email me if you wish to star in "GEEKFUCK: This time its sensual".

Well just in case any of you geeks care, heres the iPAQ running WinCE (interestingly thats exactly what I did when I saw the OS, *wince*) displaying the much hated (mainly by Rule) scary geek-ware 16-color guy.

I already butchered the iPAQ, wiped the flash rom and installed linux 2.4.0-test11 and Xwindows :) Maybe I'll post some photos of that too :)