The Schnews crew need money for rent and other stuff. Their free office space (from the band the Levellers) has come to an end so now they need help.

Whilst it would be rather amusing for them to make money selling advertising space to Coca-Cola, Shell Petroleum or Lockheed Martin they'll probably have better luck with personal donations. So, go read the Schnews (if you haven't already) and if you support their causes then support them with a few quid a month standing order. http://www.schnews.org.uk/extras/help.htm.

"[African Americans] make up 12 percent of the national population [but] account for more than 40 percent of the country's current death row inmates"

"At least one in five of the African Americans executed since 1977 had been convicted by all-white juries, in cases which displayed a pattern of prosecutors dismissing prospective black jurors during jury selection."

22 percent of all executions were of African Americans for the murder of a white person yet only 1.4 percent were of whites for the reverse.

These are just some of the reasons it's going to be a long time before we see a black Ronald McDonald.

"While the Sasser worms continue looking for new victims to infect, the hunt for their creators has started...".

"Virus authors usually have delusions of grandeur."

from a Panda anti-virus press release.

The Sasser authors brought down Heathrow airport, governmental departments in Hong Kong, and American Express without leaving the comfort of their threadbare wheelie chairs. If that isn't an example of grandeur then what the hell is.

I can't wait until they catch the authors though. I'm looking forward to a virus free world, and this is clearly the way of achieving it.

Why isn't anyone discussing the danger we are all in when our governments and airports rely on faulty software and bad administration.

The office of Diana's former husband, Prince Charles, and her two sons, declined to comment. But royal-watchers expressed concern for the princess' sons William, 21 and Harry, 19.

"It's going to be painful for William and Harry,"

THEY ARE FUCKING BILLIONAIRE BASTARDS AND WE FUCKING PAY FOR THEM TO FLY AROUND THE WORLD AND GO FUCKING SKIING. WHO GIVES A FUCK.

I think we've paid a more than generous price to be able to see photos of Princess Diana coughing up chunks of throat through her shredded face as she breaths her last. Fuck "not in the public interest". Fuck William and Harry.

I for one would be happy to pay double tax to see the rest of the fucking family hunted down like foxes by papperazzi mercinaries on scooters.

I work here with men and women of all ages. An ex-farmer; a rock star; some university students; ex-NHS employees; an old insurance broker; a Jewish guy; a disabled person; a biker; even a professional ebayer. But I don't work with any non-whites.

Plus everyone is really fucking ugly.

My country allows it's "defence" industry to sell technology of suffering and death to countries who repeatedly violate human rights. Countries such as Zimbabwe, Israel, Indonesia, Colombia, Nepal, the Philippines and the USA.

Of course my country has export controls to try and keep the likes of Amnesty International quiet, but the loop-voids in them allow components to be sold quite freely. UK-made firing mechanisms, bomb making equipment, guidance systems and gun barrels are being used throughout the world to murder innocent people. The Democratic Republic of Congo have used our weapons of mass murder to help massacre three million people since 1998.

I don't think we sell to China though. Commie bastards.

I just called to book my car into the garage. The guy asked me if I could call back a bit later as he had the fire brigade there putting out a fire. I'm not so sure I want to call back now.

For some reason, whenever I see a picture of David Blunkett, it makes me feel that photographing blind people is somehow wrong; taking advantage or something.

Also, whenever I see a picture of David Blunkett, it makes me feel that strangling him with his Labrador's entrails is somehow right; doing the world a favour or something.

I found the livejournal of a guy at work. He doesn't know I know. It's like watching someone get undressed through their window from a tree across the road. Except the tree is my desk, the road is the Internet and the window, uhrm, is my mouse or something. And the undressing is just boring babble about ice cream and comics.

Somebody in this office is listening to some "music". I find it's blandness fucking offensive. Even the fucking drums are electronically harmonized. I will kill somebody today.

How is it, even though it's being played relatively quietly, I can hear it over the loud punk music coming out of my headphones. I guess shit music must use different frequencies or something. Frequencies that real music wouldn't be heard dead using.I'm going to take the guys crappy tinny PC speakers and recone them with his lungs.