"what do [Arabs] contribute? Can you think of anything? Anything really useful?... No, nor can I..." -Robert Kilroy-Silk

Well, they invented the number zero. Oh and they pretty much invented fractions, invented methods of solving quadratic equations, developed large areas of geometry and advanced the world's knowledge of algebra. Whilst we westerners were still struggling with Roman numerals, they were cataloguing the stars and measuring the motion of the Sun. Arabs developed the first scientific methods making systematic and repeatable experiments. They were pioneers in their studies of light and vision, medicine, wind power, clockwork, and more.

But apart from all that, what have the Arabs ever done for us? They didn't invent the aquaduct though. I think the Romans did that.

As far as I can tell, Robert Kilroy-Silk is a crazy racist bigot and, assuming the Daily Express actually has editors, so are they.

It turns out that homosexuality is one step beyond intense ultra-violence on TV.

"“Television is the biggest avenue for mainstreaming and normalizing homosexuality... Television is the thing that is driving a young generation to embrace and accept homosexuality as ‘normal.’" -everything christian.org

update: 13 million Christians sign gay-hating petition. Grow the hell up.

The captured "Saddam" is on TV, on the World Wide Net, and in my paper. It's almost as if he is being paraded, for public curiousity. 83% of Americans can't even locate Geneva on a map anyway.

"Saddam" has been captured. Apparently without a fight, which is rather convenient for the USA who, after failing to capture Osama, had a lot riding on capturing Saddam alive. Some reports suggest "Saddam" was asleep when they found him, which is odd.

Could the Americans have used some chemical weaponry to send "Hussein" to never-never land whilst they burst in and dyed his beard and applied a prosthetic mole to the side of his head? Would these be classified as WMD? (either the "sleeping" gas or the facial hair dye).

Also, why haven't those of the Land of the "Free" captured any Saddam lookalikes yet? It's rather odd as he reportedly had a number of clones bandying about Iraq before the war. You'd expect the "most intense manhunt in history" would have made a few false positives by now, no?

Anyway, the terrorism is officially over now. Saddam, a 70 year old sleeping ex-tyrant hiding in an underground cupboard, had clearly been running the entire show. Now that he is captured, we are all safe. And so is the Bush administration.

"US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has defended the aggressive pursuit of militant leaders in Afghanistan, saying the Pentagon is equally happy to capture or kill them." -bbc.co.uk

Capture, or kill. We may capture them, but we may also kill them. One or the other.

I really don't know what to say. I mean, we all know the USA do what they hell they want and kill whoever the hell they want to kill but don't their spokespeople have public relations teams? A baseline of lies is the minimum expected.

You'd expect the PR people would have changed that to "...the Pentagon wholeheartedly respects human rights and international law, but you know, accidents do happen, you know, in the fog of war."

I wonder if these fundamentalist relgious leaders (the US government) have actually read their bibles and realised that they are going straight to hell when the party ends.

The USA have stopped the illegal steel import tax they were using to piss France off (or something). This is entirely due to the UK. This is because on Bush's visit to the UK, El. Presidente de facto Tony Blair told him how it was going to be. Bush is *our* poodle now. We are incontrol. No longer the UKA (United Kingdom of America)! We're independant. We're calling the shots. In your face Israel. We should burn the whitehouse again.

Next we should demand the USA dismantle their Newclear weapons of mass peace enforcement to build smoke detectors.

I'm just a drooling rambling fool aren't I. Yes. I am.

I got a webcam working but who actually fucking cares? Not I. Consider it unplugged. It's boring. I'm ugly.

I got a new coat. I've been wearing it a lot. I wore it at lunch time in the "common room". People think I'm cold but I just like being warmer than I would be without the coat.

Googlism has told me a few things about myself:

Remember, remember the sixth of November
bloody stumps, blindness, bloodshot
I see no reason, why general public arson
should always go uncaught.

Morons, morons
seems their intent
To endanger their kids and us to torment
Three score barrels of powder below
Kill all the catholics, bravo, bravo.

Over the last couple of weeks I've noticed an inverse relationship between IQ and excitement surrounding fireworks. I've also noticed an inverse relationship between household income and amount spent on said eye bombs.

This mini peperami sausage is just a salty mangled meat mess. Lovely.

It's made by Unilever. Unilever make other food products, such as Lipton Tea and Magnums. "Yum". They also make Comfort clothes washing softner. Hmmm. Thats kind of like Ben & Jerrys bringing out a brand of Bleach. I hope they don't get the manufacturing processes mixed up.

UPDATE: It turns out Unilever also make bleach. Domestos.

ANOTHER UPDATE: In further out-turning, Unilever own Ben & Jerrys.