*runs around his room naked*

*bangs knees and gets bits trapped in other bits*

Apparently LydiaBushGrrl doesn't think she has a mysterious enough name so I thought I would point out the many interesting and mysterious things people may think a girl with a name like LydiaBushGrrl might do in her spare time or while sleeping.

A girl with a name like LydiaBushGrrl might:

• Live in Australia, making food out of soil and aborigine hair to sell to backpackers;
• Operate under the cover of darkness with only a night-scope and a greased spear;
• Have short hair, wear lumberjack shirts and doc. martins, and sport what is aparently supposed to be "facial hair".
• Push deciduous greenery up her ass.

I've not shaven my head for a few weeks and there is this fuzzy fibrey stuff growing. I believe this is known as "hair". I'm not sure how to deal with this "hair". I'm considering shaving my head in the hope it may go away.

Inspired by Spork's diary entry, I'm going to write a JudgeRuffneck-o-matic which will take the form of a webpage with spikey hair which when visited will randomly say amusing cynical things, ouput one of many possible catch phrases, and smoke incessently at you out from the monitor.

I am still considering wether or not to code it to, once every 12 years, stop responding completely. I could write it in Microsoft Dot.Net I guess, but that may result in that every 12 minutes.

JudgeRuffneck I miss you. Lots-o-matastically.

I've worked out that if 1 minute of silence is needed for the 3000 who died on September 11th, then we'd need 11 hours of silence for the 2 million Vietnamese deaths from 1959 to 1975 (not to mention the 3 million injured).

*Note: 2 million into 3000 goes 666.6666r times; the conspiracy nuts will have a field day.

New trainers. New diet. New car.

New geek-ware ideas. Brace yourselves.

boom boom boom shake the room.

Love apple girl is back so I've written a haiku to her, it follows.

Oh Love apple girl
you are back from whence you went
I am glad of that

Oh Love apple girl
the split milk stains on your top
take my breath away

Oh Love apple girl
My coffee has been too long
fucking get it bitch

Ok, the serious domain troubles are over now, and hosted somewhere reliable. I'll move over to the new geek-ware system very soon too, so we'll start to get regular content coming through again. anybody wanna help out submittign articles, or adminning the system mail me. ta-ta for now.

Somebody drank all the milk.