If there is one thing I've learnt today, it's that I never want to be a plumber.

If there are two things I've learnt today, the other is that pipes are to be dealt with by plumbers, the very profession previously stated as one which I would never want to profess.

btw, I'm doing this entry from bed with my iPaq. geeky huh?

Yes its 6:30am. Yes I'm at work. And I'm at work tomorrow too (read: Saturday). Bah humbug. I'm gonna start my own company so I don't need to do this kinda stuff...doh!

Hooray for Spork and her job offer and her pink-eye.

Hot damn. Busy as hell. 5 Installs this week, and a sixth (complicated one) on Saturday. Running all around the country. Actually, I'm in Nottingham for 4 hours on Friday, I could try meet up with the lovely Plimsole, but I doubt we'll have time. I also have a whole bunch of geek-ware articles to submit written by her, and the just as lovely Spork. As soon as we roll out the new system to allow Spork to submit articles, the *better*. I'll try submit tonight.

Looks like things are looking up for Spork work-wise. We're having a shareholders meeting today. We have party rings. We know the meeting won't be a failure because of this one simple detail.

I saw Love-Apple-Waitress-girl smoking the other day. gah. Actually, she then went on to get our order quite, quite wrong so I'm thinking it may have not just been tobacco in there. That'll explain her pupils, which in the past I've compared to deep pools of tar, that I could just swim around in and never escape.

Greg is so westernised. With his Fanta and his Pringles. *Boyee* is he gonna be the first against the wall when the Afghans reign supreme. Gianni too with his fancy Microsoft natural keyboard. Not me. Mr. East, that's what they call me here. Mr. East with my shaved head, and my stubble. Yeh stubble, not shaved, see! I hardly ever drink pepsi, and when I do I don't like it much. They'll love me, the Afghans, They'll look after me they will.

Fixed lots of computer crap yesterday, bah. But I did get fed and was given miniture heroes in exchange. yum. If I'm a miniture hero, and do lots of miniture heroic things, does that make me a medium sized hero? I think if I ate all of these I'd be a big bloater hero. I'll give them to Scara to help him maintain his Silent Bob physique. I reckon with a bit of blonde hair and a slight increase in bullshit output I could pull off a Jay. All we need now is a plan. Unlikely really, as we are never organised, in fact Scara hardly remembers to brush his teeth most of the time. Ah well.

I'm at Plimsole's house miles away from home listening to Spork tell me about how cool Jay and Silent Bob are, and Plimsole be a victim. Nottingham is posh and expensive. We keep ending up in exclusive nu, ultra modern places that are kitted out in pseudo-ikea styling where only pretty people work. Nearly bought a cool geek hooded top thing but it didn't fit. People in Nottingham are too small too.

As stated by Spork I had a little trouble with Plimsole's cramped bathroom facilities, the first time around I got a toothbrush stuck up my ass. This time I learnt and just took a piss in the sink.