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LydiaBushGrrl i'm a pussy Wed 11th Dec 2002, 21:43 link
i wish i were a cat, because then i could just curl up on someone's lap and go to sleep. also, i wouldn't have to take any of my finals because cat's can't take tests because they don't speak english (or french). also, cat's dont have the opposible thumbs needed to write. the downside is that if i wanted to get clean, i'd have to lick myself, which is a little weird. it would be kind of funny though.
LydiaBushGrrl Lydia the consumer strikes again Wed 4th Dec 2002, 00:39 link
i bought a space heater today. i think that that means that it not only heats my dorm room, but the 'final frontier' as well. at least i hope that's what it means!

i also bought French Vanilla SoftLips (the best chapstick ever) and vanilla Flips and a thermometer so that i know how sick i am when i am sick and i can prove it to other people.
LydiaBushGrrl the touch...the feel... Sun 24th Nov 2002, 17:18 link
i think i want to live in one of those cotton commercials. everyone is always so fresh and clean and happy. and they dance around a lot, which i'm also good at.
LydiaBushGrrl everyone must feel sorry for me Thu 21st Nov 2002, 14:17 link
EW i threw UP last night at 2 in the freaking morning and it was gross and um...it tasted gross. ew. i've been sick for a while now and i was even talking to myself and like staring at stuff for an hour without realizing it on sunday cos i was all fevery and weird but then it went away and my tummy just hurt and no one really believe that i was sick but now i've gone and thrown up and it's so GROSS and i HATE throwing up and everyone else was wrong and i was RIGHT. good, just so we're clear on that.
LydiaBushGrrl my blessings Fri 8th Nov 2002, 20:10 link
i just want to smear my thick juicy bushlove all across the internet so everybody needs to go see a few things.

most importantly, HomeStarRunner and StrongBad.
dually noted, the Hero Machine. they're why i no longer sleep.
LydiaBushGrrl it's like this and like that Mon 4th Nov 2002, 22:18 link
Nora Jones is a goddess, is she not?
LydiaBushGrrl oh the usefullness of college.... Fri 1st Nov 2002, 15:26 link
because of my two freaking majors and the credits i have to take for them next semester, for the 4th class that remains, i can only find 2 classes which would actually work with my schedule and that wouldn't be upperlevel butthard science courses. Visual Vocabulary or Swahili. i mean seriously, what the fuck? And in visual vocabulary, we get VIDEOTAPED while we're sitting there in class and then we have to watch the tapes of ourselves later. that is a little more than fucked up. any suggestions as to which i should take?
LydiaBushGrrl AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN S CLUB PARTY! Thu 31st Oct 2002, 00:56 link
oh right, this is here. i had forgotton until i was just now listening to some radass s club 7 and was reminded about how much i love things british. i'm so weird. anyhu, i've decided that i'm fat and lazy and am undeserving of the big room i have. bleh, people work harder than me all the time, i'm always so mediocre! i'd do something about it...but.....i'd rather...um....meh.

right so i'm taking this soc stats class, for which i need the ruler (insane, i tell you), and it's always at 8.30 in the freaking morning so i'm always pretty not-smart at that hour. anyway we were talking about regression plots and relationships between variables etc etc and my professor was talking about how one could compare levels of poverty and health and how they're in a negative relationship (as poverty increases, health decreases), and she was trying to come up with labels for levels of poverty, and i laughed out loud because i was thinking of calling them "poor," "buttpoor," and "BUTTfuckingpoor." i think that 'butt' is a really good prefix to add to words for emphasis; much better than, say, 'very.' so, instead of being 'very tired,' i am more often 'BUTT tired.' similarly, one could say that jonnie/edward is BUTTweird or has a head like a BUTT.
LydiaBushGrrl grrrrrrrr(l) Mon 30th Sep 2002, 16:55 link
how come everyone gets a new name except me? I WANT TO BE MYSTERIOUS DAMMIT!
LydiaBushGrrl me so tired Fri 27th Sep 2002, 10:12 link
dude, i'm a sociology major, yet for some reason it is still necessary, as such, to use a fucking RULER! i had to make BAR GRAPHS by hand for sociology. i ask you, does this make sense? (and by "you," i of course mean only the people who would think that no, it does not make sense to make sociology majors use rulers.) so i had to stay up till freaking 2 in the morning to make bar graphs for my soc class at 8:30 this morning. that leaves....not lots of sleep. fucking rulers. we don't need no stinking rulers.
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