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| Deekoo | [no subject] | Wed 11th Sep 2002, 16:32 link |
| SCENE: Deep within the bowels of the Pentagon, a pentagram glows in colours not natural to a sane earth. Blood flows over the altar. DOKTOR MUNIHAUSEN JUNIOR presides, bearing a lightening-motif dagger. At the other points stand DAVID MISCAVIGE, GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH (currently in his younger Form), SADDAM HUSSEIN, and VLADIMIR PUTIN. The sacrifice dissolves into a particularly noisome cloud. The visage of OSAMA BIN LADEN appears, grinning from ear to ear. MUNIHAUSEN speaks thusly: "Have you any news of the Ancient Enemy?" OSAMA responds, in a voice echoing of subway gas attacks: "They remain shielded to me. I need more power." GEORGE states: "What's to assure us that ya'll deliver if'n we change you more, huh? We gave you eighty billyun and a whole lotta sacreefice over the last two years, and ya'll still as useless as you were in why too kay!" VLADIMIR (in Russian): "My servant, although inarticulate as ever, is right. We will provide you the sacrifices necessary to finish your transformation only after you provide demonstrable results." OSAMA's visage: "And you expect me to succeed where even the lloigor have failed, but will not give me the power necessary to do so?" MUNIHAUSEN: "ENOUGH OF THIS!" SADDAM: "I was wondering. How is the propaganda campaign going? How many people now believe in you?" OSAMA (laughing): "More than ever before. The Americans are actually stupid enough to go along with making September 11th a holiday." GEORGE (also grinning): "They acterly bought it! A party for their own funeral!" VLADIMIR: "Enough. Are the plans in place?" SADDAM: "Yes. When our nuke hits Congress next week, any survivors will be in such shock that they'll embrace their own obsolesence." GEORGE: "YEE-HAW!" | ||
| Deekoo | [no subject] | Wed 24th Jul 2002, 01:39 link |
| I send you this file in order to have your advice. Please check the attach, it has Klez removal tools and a pretty screen saver about friendship with goldfish, plus if you open it RIGHT NOW you will have GOOD LUCK from all the Hawaiian Tiki Totem Gods and get a MAGIC BEAN from our sponsors? | ||
| Deekoo | [no subject] | Sun 7th Jul 2002, 04:51 link |
| Big Honking Security Hole found in yeempd, and fixed. Sigh. How much nicer life would be if there were an explicit "untaint" function instead of regexp matches (as the problem was that someone who shall remain nameless (but whose friends all call him Deekoo) didn't have a meaningful pattern match in a Fairly Important Place. | ||
| Deekoo | [no subject] | Sat 29th Jun 2002, 04:19 link |
| Addendat 0.7pre1 is now downloadable. 0.7pre1 adds better compatibility with old versions of LWP::UserAgent, makes the installer interact better with preexisting Addendat installs, allows for repeated %-codes and %-codes in entry separators, and adds automatic paragraph breaks (which you can turn off if you prefer the Old Ways, of course.). It's an alpha version, (hence the pre), so don't be surprised if it explodes or if the undocumented templates need undocumented modifications to actually use the undocumented features. | ||
| Deekoo | [no subject] | Mon 3rd Jun 2002, 22:06 link |
| IDs are an evil conspiracy. (Is not happy that he missed KMFDM. Not at all happy.) | ||
| Deekoo | [no subject] | Sun 2nd Jun 2002, 22:13 link |
| Wibble wibble wibble wibbly wibble wibble wibble wibbly. | ||
| Deekoo | [no subject] | Sun 5th May 2002, 03:34 link |
| And verily, it hath been seen, that there are Things. Things that enable the sendings of the messages in the most manifold of the scripts. And the things do work in a functional manner in the console. And the interface that is the GUI will not input the text. Grrrr. | ||
| Deekoo | [no subject] | Thu 2nd May 2002, 18:13 link |
We've finally regained network access - MonkeyBrains' dialins were eaten by MCI salesfolk a few days ago. Fifteen minutes after I finished configuring [$OTHERMACHINE] to act as a temp dialin ISP (which took two days) Monkeybrains announced that they now had a temporary access number which should remain valid until their real lines are installed. Meanwhile, Berkeley's phone system is being eaten by their telco. (Details unknown, but I suspect it's so they can stick an audio grepper on all the lines. Of course, I also think that the gov't's why news.bbc.co.uk fails most of the time.) Now that the net's back, of course, Chaos has changed IP addresses. So my email and Yeemp servers are down... | ||
| Deekoo | [no subject] | Wed 24th Apr 2002, 06:13 link |
| The thing in the river swims ceaselessly downward keeping pace with the boat the blind river dolphins know what it is have known for millenia but prefer not to speak of it. | ||
| Deekoo | [no subject] | Sun 7th Apr 2002, 00:28 link |
| Various bugfixes to YeempEMP (now just plain "Yeemp") have been inflicted upon the planet. Amongst other changes, it no longer freezes under FreeBSD. | ||
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