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edward |
nakedness |
Thu 10th Oct 2002, 17:56 link |
*runs around his room naked*
*bangs knees and gets bits trapped in other bits*
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spork |
urges #2 |
Thu 10th Oct 2002, 05:06 link |
I suddenly have the urge to think about Susan running naked about the office.
I won't though.
*raises eyebrow* Or will I?
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susan |
I have no willy wonka |
Wed 9th Oct 2002, 09:57 link |
| ...so running naked around my office is safer nowadays. Less loose apendages to get cautght
in office equipment.
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susan |
The way that a cow does |
Wed 9th Oct 2002, 09:51 link |
| I smell a willy wonka quote!
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
What do you get from a glut of TV
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bear to look
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials |
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spork |
urges |
Tue 8th Oct 2002, 11:16 link |
I suddenly have the urge to run naked about my (currently other-people-less) office.
I won't though.
*raises eyebrow* Or will I? |
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edward |
dublining |
Fri 4th Oct 2002, 13:39 link |
| I'm going to Dublin tomorrow. I'm not sure what I'll do there. I hope to buy a leprechaun to scare children with. And maybe a pipe bomb. |
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spork |
So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. |
Fri 4th Oct 2002, 04:11 link |
I was actually on time for work today. Not my usual "on time" - which is 20 minutes late (10 minutes late is "early" and 30 minutes late is "ooh getting a touch on the late side now") but on time on time.
I'm going to reward myself for my fantabulous time-keeping by doing as little work as possible during the day.
Long live punctuality! |
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edward |
mysteriousnessness |
Thu 3rd Oct 2002, 04:16 link |
Apparently LydiaBushGrrl doesn't think she has a mysterious enough name so I thought I would point out the many interesting and mysterious things people may think a girl with a name like LydiaBushGrrl might do in her spare time or while sleeping.
A girl with a name like LydiaBushGrrl might:
- Live in Australia, making food out of soil and aborigine hair to sell to backpackers;
- Operate under the cover of darkness with only a night-scope and a greased spear;
- Have short hair, wear lumberjack shirts and doc. martins, and sport what is aparently supposed to be "facial hair".
- Push deciduous greenery up her ass.
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LydiaBushGrrl |
grrrrrrrr(l) |
Mon 30th Sep 2002, 16:55 link |
| how come everyone gets a new name except me? I WANT TO BE MYSTERIOUS DAMMIT! |
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susan |
The name's destructor, susan the destructor |
Sat 28th Sep 2002, 12:03 link |
| Damn fool children screaming and shouting,if I hadn't had such a big breakfast they'd be sorry.
The only upside of their existance is that their mother is the sexy wench who
lives next door with the big boobies and everything.
Anyway enough lip flapping, time to drink some of that bourbon. |