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edward nakedness Thu 10th Oct 2002, 17:56 link

*runs around his room naked*

*bangs knees and gets bits trapped in other bits*

spork urges #2 Thu 10th Oct 2002, 05:06 link

I suddenly have the urge to think about Susan running naked about the office.

I won't though.

*raises eyebrow* Or will I?

susan I have no willy wonka Wed 9th Oct 2002, 09:57 link
...so running naked around my office is safer nowadays. Less loose apendages to get cautght in office equipment.
susan The way that a cow does Wed 9th Oct 2002, 09:51 link
I smell a willy wonka quote!

Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong Chewing and chewing all day long The way that a cow does

What do you get from a glut of TV A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book Or could you just not bear to look You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no commercials

spork urges Tue 8th Oct 2002, 11:16 link

I suddenly have the urge to run naked about my (currently other-people-less) office.

I won't though.

*raises eyebrow* Or will I?

edward dublining Fri 4th Oct 2002, 13:39 link
I'm going to Dublin tomorrow. I'm not sure what I'll do there. I hope to buy a leprechaun to scare children with. And maybe a pipe bomb.
spork So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Fri 4th Oct 2002, 04:11 link

I was actually on time for work today. Not my usual "on time" - which is 20 minutes late (10 minutes late is "early" and 30 minutes late is "ooh getting a touch on the late side now") but on time on time.

I'm going to reward myself for my fantabulous time-keeping by doing as little work as possible during the day.

Long live punctuality!

edward mysteriousnessness Thu 3rd Oct 2002, 04:16 link

Apparently LydiaBushGrrl doesn't think she has a mysterious enough name so I thought I would point out the many interesting and mysterious things people may think a girl with a name like LydiaBushGrrl might do in her spare time or while sleeping.

A girl with a name like LydiaBushGrrl might:

  • Live in Australia, making food out of soil and aborigine hair to sell to backpackers;
  • Operate under the cover of darkness with only a night-scope and a greased spear;
  • Have short hair, wear lumberjack shirts and doc. martins, and sport what is aparently supposed to be "facial hair".
  • Push deciduous greenery up her ass.
LydiaBushGrrl grrrrrrrr(l) Mon 30th Sep 2002, 16:55 link
how come everyone gets a new name except me? I WANT TO BE MYSTERIOUS DAMMIT!
susan The name's destructor, susan the destructor Sat 28th Sep 2002, 12:03 link
Damn fool children screaming and shouting,if I hadn't had such a big breakfast they'd be sorry. The only upside of their existance is that their mother is the sexy wench who lives next door with the big boobies and everything.

Anyway enough lip flapping, time to drink some of that bourbon.

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