coming back out of the library a little while later, it was raining *slightly* harder. i got soaked.

i think my life has reduced itself to a series of unconnected, random moments (the above being another example to add to the collection, which in many ways this journal system is). i think i need some kinda story to pull them all together. or at least a narrator. maybe someone with a really cool, deep voice like james earl jones.

< james earl jones voice > on that soggy tuesday afternoon, spork sat in her office, musing over the random anecdotes that made up her life and gently playing with her boobs.... < /james earl jones voice >

*I am such a drama queen :)

Well, it's been a while my little cherubs. At the moment I'm on the verge of getting my lovely house, just waiting for all the paperwork to go through, then it'll be paintbrushes ahoy....yay! I've also had two 'lil kittens given to me for when I move in...they're black with little patches of white...both girls. I need help naming them tho.....at the moment I like the sound of scratch and sniff.... Email me if you can think of better names, it shouldn't be hard :)

Erm.......I'm still not smoking which has really impressed me not to mention my disciples. What else? Oh, yeah....I have managed to crash my car....nothing major just a bit of paintwork, grrrrrrrrr, it wasn't my fault though, honest guvnor.

Anyway, to bring me back to the beginning of this entry.....my sunburn.....this is a consequence of sitting on the riverbank on sunday afternoon cheering some mates on that were dragonboat racing for charidee maaaaan. Despite the eventual pain I would highly recommend it to anyone.....especially to all you ladies out there......hehehe, drool ;) Ahem, on that note I'll say bbye :))

a pan pipe version of "Axel F", blasted so loud out of a car that I could hear it enough to identify the tune and the "instrument". Oh. My. Dear. *insert deity of your choice here*.

and i still have my headache.

We've finally regained network access - MonkeyBrains' dialins were eaten by MCI salesfolk a few days ago. Fifteen minutes after I finished configuring [$OTHERMACHINE] to act as a temp dialin ISP (which took two days) Monkeybrains announced that they now had a temporary access number which should remain valid until their real lines are installed.

Meanwhile, Berkeley's phone system is being eaten by their telco. (Details unknown, but I suspect it's so they can stick an audio grepper on all the lines. Of course, I also think that the gov't's why news.bbc.co.uk fails most of the time.)

Now that the net's back, of course, Chaos has changed IP addresses. So my email and Yeemp servers are down...

New trainers. New diet. New car.

New geek-ware ideas. Brace yourselves.