A crazy woman was screaming and shouting in the main road today. She waved down a bus and started to climb up the front of it. She then kind of shimmied around to the side in an attempt to climb in the driver's window. She seemed quite upset. Kind of upset upset, not mad upset.

The bus driver, clearly having not attended the training involving how to deal with frenzied members of the public using your tie as a rope ladder, stopped his bus and waited for the inevitable. Whatever he imagined that may have been.

A guy jumped out of his van and took charge. She jumped off the bus and into the passenger seat of a passing car, which stopped. The guy tried to drag her out of the car whilst making a call to the police. He was very clear to the police that a 'hysterial black girl' was causing problems. I imagine this was so that the right kind ambulance arrived on the scene, with all the different medical equipment black people need. You know, with their 2 hearts and exoskeleton.

It also served to make sure the police sent enough cars. 3 in total. She *was* hysterial remember. And you don't wanna mess with those exoskeletons.

Anyway, she was arrested and calm came once more to our small 'borough' of Leeds. Safe from hysterical women of all religions, creeds and skeletal structure.

My mouth is full of fur.