I'm sitting in a pub in the middle of the afternoon listening to two people, a boy and a girl, discussing their band. Graham, apparently, isn't pulling his weight (he can't even drum in time for Christ's sakes!). Additionally, their setlist is stale and playing the same old shit for the next eight months is going to be hell. They're both bored because they know their both better than this, the only reason they're in it at all is for each other.

They hug and then they leave. She drank lemonade, he drank Coca-Cola. I drank another pint of IPA and after writing this down I leave too. Seemed worth mentioning.