I went to the theatre last night to see the adaptation of Romeo and Juliet simply/pretentiously called Shakespeare’s R&J. Set in an all male boarding school, the play has, funnily enough, an all male cast which naturally leads to the horror of horror: boys kissing boys. The school trip kiddies in the audience found this hilarious. We had to listen to their giggling and squawking every time there was any physical contact between the actors. It ruined the play *slightly*.

As a result of their actions, I’ve reconsidered my stance re: sexual rights. People’s individual personal rights should be bypassed to avoid this type of situation in the future: heterosexuality is wrong - it encourages the breeding of ignorant idiotic imbeciles and thus the breakdown of civilised civilisation. Without "bitterness or anger", let's ban it now!