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nyquist My life is a fucking dilbert cartoon Wed 25th Feb 2004, 11:14 link
The Bush government announced yesterday charges of war crimes have finally been laid against two guantanamo inmates. Great! Result! Bonus!

After only three years of incarceration a whopping 0.333% of the inmates have been charged. Only 598 inmates to go. Whoop Whoop!

Using the current trend as a baseline (1 inmate charged every 1.5 years), all inmates will be charged by the year 2901.

Unfortunate for us people don't tend to live to the ripe old age of 900. Based on the inmates' average age being between 20 and 22 and the average age of death to be 72.9 years (men, 79.1 for women) approximately an extra 34.6 inmates will be charged before the rest (a total of 563.4) die of old age.

Of course, the real sad fact is those other 34 inmates are likely to receive the death penalty. But hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time...

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