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Tue 24th Feb 2004, 12:16 link |
Things I’m not giving up for Lent:
- Worshipping false idols (Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero…)
- Goddamn blasphemy
- Doing unholy stuff on Sundays
- Wailing on my dad when he sends me huge bitmaps - photos of himself that he’s taken, badly, with his new webcam
- Murder - because crispy duck tastes gooood.
- Feline Adultery (I will stroke other cats, and you can’t stop me)
- Downloading craploads of crap
- Telling my neighbour it wasn’t my cat that pooped in his garden
- Coveting my neighbour’s manservant (but I’ll stop coveting his garden, since the cat did poop in it)
- Atheism
Thing I am giving up for Lent:
- Celebrating Christian traditions
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