"Saddam" has been captured. Apparently without a fight, which is rather convenient for the USA who, after failing to capture Osama, had a lot riding on capturing Saddam alive. Some reports suggest "Saddam" was asleep when they found him, which is odd.

Could the Americans have used some chemical weaponry to send "Hussein" to never-never land whilst they burst in and dyed his beard and applied a prosthetic mole to the side of his head? Would these be classified as WMD? (either the "sleeping" gas or the facial hair dye).

Also, why haven't those of the Land of the "Free" captured any Saddam lookalikes yet? It's rather odd as he reportedly had a number of clones bandying about Iraq before the war. You'd expect the "most intense manhunt in history" would have made a few false positives by now, no?

Anyway, the terrorism is officially over now. Saddam, a 70 year old sleeping ex-tyrant hiding in an underground cupboard, had clearly been running the entire show. Now that he is captured, we are all safe. And so is the Bush administration.