I found out today that Nestle make watercoolers.

The paranoid part of me wonders if they'll get us all addicted to their pleasantly chilled water then cut off our free source and force us to pay a ridiculous amount of money for it instead.

Of course, that's me just being paranoid and ridiculous - after all, Nestle would never do something like that. They make Smarties so they could never do anything that evil.