Remember, remember the sixth of November
bloody stumps, blindness, bloodshot
I see no reason, why general public arson
should always go uncaught.

Morons, morons
seems their intent
To endanger their kids and us to torment
Three score barrels of powder below
Kill all the catholics, bravo, bravo.

Over the last couple of weeks I've noticed an inverse relationship between IQ and excitement surrounding fireworks. I've also noticed an inverse relationship between household income and amount spent on said eye bombs.