Some days I'm all happy and chipper and sunshine-flowers-fluffy kittens-rainbows-flalalalala and other days I'm fuck it, bring on armageddon, we fucking deserve it. We deserve ricin and anthrax falling from the sky like snowflakes. We deserve bovine spongiform encephalopathy to mutate and eat away at our brains until all that is left is a bunch of mush and some happy prions. We deserve to have dirty bombs dropped on us, our town and cities and our loved ones, so if we don't die in hideous agony on its impact, we'll die in even more hideous agony from its long term effects. We deserve to drink water that has been poisoned with over 800 chemicals including pesticides, antibiotics, and metals such as aluminium. We deserve vicious anal penetration in prison showers for smoking a minute amount of cannabis or exercising our right to protest while known criminals and genocidal psychopaths walk free. We deserve to breath crappy air and overheat the world because certain countries won't cut back carbon emissions. Et cetera. Et cetera. We fucking deserve it all. Bring it on.