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susan who loves you, and who do you love? Wed 5th Feb 2003, 17:57 link

Top things christian fundamentalists don't belive in.

  1. Dinosours (fossils are a devil trick).
  2. Petrol (well, any derviative of crude oil), see 1.
  3. Abortion (even in cases of rape and incest).
  4. Holograms
  5. The moon (the moon is a flat disc made of cheese).
  6. That red green and blue are the primary colours.
  7. That the pope is an anti-christ communist.
  8. God is perfect (they actually believe he made many mistakes including some big ones during creation he accidentally created mind altering drugs but did not create a government to build the correct taxation structure surrounding them.)
  9. That heavy things fall at the same speed as light things.
  10. Homosexuals (they are holograms).
  11. The number zero, all negative numbers, euclidian geometry, and in fact most maths.
  12. Microwaves (they are either devil tricks or holograms).
  13. Shampoo AND conditioner. How can you mix a soap and an oil?!?!
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