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who loves you, and who do you love? |
Wed 5th Feb 2003, 17:57 link |
Top things christian fundamentalists don't belive in.
- Dinosours (fossils are a devil trick).
- Petrol (well, any derviative of crude oil), see 1.
- Abortion (even in cases of rape and incest).
- Holograms
- The moon (the moon is a flat disc made of cheese).
- That red green and blue are the primary colours.
- That the pope is an anti-christ communist.
- God is perfect (they actually believe he made many mistakes including some big ones during creation he accidentally created mind altering drugs but did
not create a government to build the correct taxation structure surrounding them.)
- That heavy things fall at the same speed as light things.
- Homosexuals (they are holograms).
- The number zero, all negative numbers, euclidian geometry, and in fact
most maths.
- Microwaves (they are either devil tricks or holograms).
- Shampoo AND conditioner. How can you mix a soap and an oil?!?!
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