War, HUH!, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing -

Except oil. Which will, of course, be "held for the benefit of the Iraqi people". By "held", I presume, Powell means "used to increase America's contribution to world's carbon emissions". And by "Iraqi people", he means "those goddamn commie-homo-hippy Muslim bastards". And by "benefit", he means, "hahaha, fuck you."