I guess I am now a legal guardian of 4 pussy cats.

One of the aforementioned felines urinated into the toaster last week. I was made aware of the pussy piddle through the discovery of a black cloud of urea-thick smoke, which has since left the kitchen smelling of burnt tomcat, and my toast tasting of uric acid.

I will closely document every amusing excretory act these round-headed fissipeds produce and place for your enjoyment.

Sorry for the downtime. Link problems it seems. Then routing problems. *sigh*