Apparently LydiaBushGrrl doesn't think she has a mysterious enough name so I thought I would point out the many interesting and mysterious things people may think a girl with a name like LydiaBushGrrl might do in her spare time or while sleeping.

A girl with a name like LydiaBushGrrl might:

• Live in Australia, making food out of soil and aborigine hair to sell to backpackers;
• Operate under the cover of darkness with only a night-scope and a greased spear;
• Have short hair, wear lumberjack shirts and doc. martins, and sport what is aparently supposed to be "facial hair".
• Push deciduous greenery up her ass.