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| Deekoo | [no subject] | Wed 11th Sep 2002, 16:32 link |
| SCENE: Deep within the bowels of the Pentagon, a pentagram glows in colours not natural to a sane earth. Blood flows over the altar. DOKTOR MUNIHAUSEN JUNIOR presides, bearing a lightening-motif dagger. At the other points stand DAVID MISCAVIGE, GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH (currently in his younger Form), SADDAM HUSSEIN, and VLADIMIR PUTIN. The sacrifice dissolves into a particularly noisome cloud. The visage of OSAMA BIN LADEN appears, grinning from ear to ear. MUNIHAUSEN speaks thusly: "Have you any news of the Ancient Enemy?" OSAMA responds, in a voice echoing of subway gas attacks: "They remain shielded to me. I need more power." GEORGE states: "What's to assure us that ya'll deliver if'n we change you more, huh? We gave you eighty billyun and a whole lotta sacreefice over the last two years, and ya'll still as useless as you were in why too kay!" VLADIMIR (in Russian): "My servant, although inarticulate as ever, is right. We will provide you the sacrifices necessary to finish your transformation only after you provide demonstrable results." OSAMA's visage: "And you expect me to succeed where even the lloigor have failed, but will not give me the power necessary to do so?" MUNIHAUSEN: "ENOUGH OF THIS!" SADDAM: "I was wondering. How is the propaganda campaign going? How many people now believe in you?" OSAMA (laughing): "More than ever before. The Americans are actually stupid enough to go along with making September 11th a holiday." GEORGE (also grinning): "They acterly bought it! A party for their own funeral!" VLADIMIR: "Enough. Are the plans in place?" SADDAM: "Yes. When our nuke hits Congress next week, any survivors will be in such shock that they'll embrace their own obsolesence." GEORGE: "YEE-HAW!" | ||
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