This is some weirdy-ass stuff at my premature age but it had to be done...for hoose purposes and the like. The oddest thing is that if I were to konk it (of natural causes and NOT of a Geek-contrived murder plot, I hasten to add) all my worldly possessions would go to any children I may potentially have in the future, hehehe. However, if I fail to bring forth my spawn to this planet my immediate family will enjoy the wonders of the 2 manky cotton buds and the pair of rusty barbeque tongs that I can call my own....how comforting for them.