New Year was cool, literally, with many a space hopper activity, a (mini)towering inferno, sweets, duvets and a complete lack of the usual pinheads that come out of the woodwork once a year. Mindyou the space hopper-ing has left me and Spork injured as it mainly involved different rounds of being slammed into the icy ground ([tm]bAckline).

Date: 31/12/01....... Location: (My House) Nottingham

New Year at my house involved robbing bastards kicking the door out of a wall and thieving my stuff, mainly; passport, driving license, jewellary, expired credit cards....dumbasses, broken mobile phone.....retards and , worst of all....Le Sac Magique to carry it all in! The most horrible thing is that my little monkey that's been with me all of my little life witnessed it all and is now in severe primate shock. For that alone they will all burn, never again shall they under-estimate the power of the Plimsole....and her voodoo doll.