The Evidence:
The saga of the lost bus pass came to a swift and unexpected close when it appeared in a brown envelope on Saturday morning.
The saga was re-opened when I came to use the pass this morning, only to find that I had lost it again.

Will have to dye my hair blonde and affect an inane giggle to fit with this emerging character trait. *giggles inanely for about ten minutes at nothing in particular, or perhaps at a small, fluffy animal doing something cute*