1) You can buy cheese from Morrisons called "Red Hot Dutch" (edam with chillis)

2) You should always read the washing instructions before washing your new favourite lambswool jumper unless you want it shrunk from pleasantly-baggy to even-a-supermodel-would-think-this-is-tight. Ho hum.

Oh, and I'm still having job issues but job issues with some nice tapas so not too bad.