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bobthecactus |
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Sun 12th Nov 2000, 00:22 link |
| Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I know exactly what needs to be done. Everyone involved in this whole election mess needs to relax, get together and smoke an entire field of marijuana. The stuff is perfect for high-strung people to relax and work stuff out like sane and relaxed people. Think about it. Gore and Bush smoke a bowl together and work it out so that maybe they can take turns being president. Like, Gore for one year and Bush the next and such. Heck they'll probably come up with some actual policies that they could enact that would actually do some good! Or maybe if Joe and Dick get together and smoke out, they could plan a coup d'etat and run Bush and Gore out of the country, and then like Joe Lieberman could be president and Dick Cheney vice-president. Maybe they could get Nader's opinion on this--he probably smokes out all the time anyway.
Or maybe they could all take ecstacy, and then there'd be this big lovefest rave in Florida and everyone would vote for each other and we'd just have the entire state of Florida as president, or as they'll rename it "love god." I think that'd be brilliant. |