In honour of my most-bored-author crown, and an episode of the Simpsons I saw over the weekend, Lord Armitage - I slap you with my virtual duelling glove. We do battle* at dawn** !

* Battle in what I do not know but the loser is forced to eat....weetabix
** actually dawn is a bit early (I was in work before 8 today and that is plenty early enough), shall we say noon-ish with a bit of tea and some cucumber sandwiches on the lawn?