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BadRobot [no subject] Thu 14th Dec 2000, 01:36 link
Henry came in today drunk, came straight to my room, ran in and grabbed my lower legs so I fell over, I was naked at the time, so Becky (also drunk) who had come in with him sang an impromtu "Henry perving on Jenny" song, then the two French people in my house came in as they thought it was my birthday because of the singing. Then Henry grabbed my whatchermacallit (wait for it!) thingy that I dry my washing on and tried to stab Becky with it, so clothes became strewn all over the place, and Becky threw my washing basket at him to retaliate, it broke. Becky isn't really meant to come round as Anna (lives upstairs) hates her, so *I* will probably get into trouble for this tomorrow.

In case you were wondering I was naked as I had had a bad day but am not ready to talk about it, so my face was a huge red cried out mess and I thought a shower would be nice, and in case you were wondering (mark 2) they were very very very very drunk as it was Xmas day at the union today. More happened but I'll write it later. Probably. La la la. La.

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