I am such a bitch (46%) to buy presents for: I don't like getting clothes because if I really want something, I buy it when I want it; I don't like getting cds, videos or that sort of thing for the same reason; I don't like getting lame stuff for 'the home' because then it isn't a present for me. The last good present idea anyone came up with for me was the two cats I got for my birthday last year but I have plenty of them now. Mum is badgering me for an idea which makes me feel like a difficult child (because I can't think of anything). I'm with Scaramanga on this one: I hate Christmas.

Talking about Scara, every time I write his name, my fingers type 'scaramange'. Wonder if this is subconscious trying to inform me that he has a skin complaint usually found on dogs and sheep. (*to be read in a yokel voice*) Clee-tus, get me some o' that there sheep dip - we got a geek to be a'dippin'.