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spork [no subject] Mon 27th Nov 2000, 09:25 link
I think I should make it clear that I don't really want bigger boobs(tm). I have C/D-on-a-good-day boobs and I am 5'5 tall - any bigger and I would wobble over like an inverse weebell. And I wasn't offended by the guessing of boob size antics on friday, I was amazed at the accuracy - jeez, you guys (bAckline et al) must spend hours looking at boobs. No, wait...

Friday night was a good night, although slightly freaky that geeks I have never met knew all about me from this diary thing. Found out Scaramanga is a lesbian (or so he would have us believe) and that bAckline is really a sailor since he has an anchor tattoo on his arm and everything.

Message for LittleElf: bAckline is not a fully qualified gynacologist and should not be allowed to carry out smear tests unless his instrument is properly sterilised in boiling water. Judge Ruffneck was once convinced of bAckline's 'medical training' and as a result, now walks kinda bowlegged. Be warned, le petit elf.

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