Want to buy a "Penis Enlargement Enlarger Extender" but don't know if it will really work? Why not try this one? You don't just have to take the beardy white coat guy's word for it, or even just the geniune quotes from the genuine English buyers - because you can ask all the previous buyers too: http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=qualitygoods_de

One of the previous buyers, fabshortstuff, obviously didn't rate it that highly because a month later he bought one of these and sold two pairs of sexy short-shorts, possibly because he wasn't packing enough to fill them out.

I heart ebay. The next feature I want in "my ebay" is to be able to play a version of the "six degrees of Kevin Bacon" game to find out how many ebay steps I am from someone who bought a penis enlargermatron. With my history of selling dodgy Bon Jovi cds on there, I'm guessing it would be less than three.