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spork I could be the new Atkins (ie, dead of a fat-induced heart attack) Wed 8th Sep 2004, 16:36 link

I don't feel the need to go to low impact stretching classes like yoga any more because I'm now flexible enough after putting my foot in my mouth on a regular basis. Beating myself up about everything (particularly foot-in-mouth things) is also really goood aerobic exercise for my general cardio-vascular fitness. Yes, you read it here first, low self-esteem is the new path to total body fitness. Sign up today!

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