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sleepykev Free (as in cornflakes) verse Wed 25th Aug 2004, 18:57 link
Oh gas hob gas hob gas hob
I hate you gas hob because of what you did
I've not forgotten gas hob gas hob
I've not forgotten gas hob

"Goodness aren't the nights drawing in?"
"How long has it been since we last saw Tim"?
"I saw him last thursday with his false leg and rusty collection tin"
That was the last time anyone saw Tim

Hark! The day doth scream with all it's glorious vitality!
My breast it does swell with the warmth of humanity!
Of course you could put it down to my vanity
But I'm really rather proud of my cock
Would you like to see?
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