In order to communicate with the more artistic and creative staff in our wonderful institution, we have decided to develop interpretative dance sequences to convey various technical issues:

"You're having problems viewing a file?"
(we dance around the other person pointing and bobbing about, then gesture our eyes while running backwards and forwards from the person)

"It's a HTML file? How did you make it?"
(with questioning looks on our faces, we make the HTML movement [spread open arms symbolising how liberating it can be when done well but then pulling our arms to our faces in horror about how awful it can be when done badly])

"Word? You used Microsoft Word?"
(throwing our arms back in horror then making the MS Word movement [crying, pain, fear])

"You want me to fix it?"
(starting with our fingers on our foreheads, we throw them out in front of us then use our outstretched hands to strangle the enquirer, then do jazz hands over the collapsed corpse)

We're trying to get some money off the Arts Council for the follow up query responses: "No, we can't bypass all of our security procedures just for you" and "yeah, well, fuck you too buddy".