beat beat beat beat beat ... BEAT beat beat beat beat beat beat ... BEAT beat beat ... BEAT

My heart got bored with the usual 4/4 beat and is experimenting with some syncopated rhythm. Nobody is sure why it's doing this. Not even the tired, distracted cardio-vascular doctor who kept scratching "himself" could tell me what was going on.

I don't drink a lot of caffinated drinks, no fizzy pop whatsoever and very little beer. I hadn't eaten any spicy food, or gone for a run that I'd forgotten about. I do eat a good bit of chocolate but not within a heart-affecting time-frame.

So, I have decided to confuse it by corrupting it's time signature with my breathing and thinking one sixteenth off beat.